There for you
I almost forgot one of my favorite lines from an old Jerry Springer show. Trailer park husband and wife are arguing because he has brought home a new girlfriend. The wife, upset at the philandering, says that she has always “been there” for her husband. Angry husband responds ” Oh yeah, well where was you when I needed somebody to bail me out of jail over Christmas?”
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That reminds me of our offspring’s legendary attempt to defend the honor of her sleazy boyfriend (now an ex, than God): “He’s very responsible! He shows up for all his court dates!”