World’s Worst Excuse

Just watched an episode of World’s Wildest Police Videos.  Cops stop a car with 2 scummy characters in it.  They search the car and remove what amounts to a complete portable meth lab, with beakers, ether bottles, and all kinds of equipment.  Cops  put it all  on the hood in front of the dash cam, and ask one of the handcuffed felons what all that equipment is for.  The guy answers that he doesn’t know, that he bought the stuff  at an “antique store.”